1983 Yugo
Good Lord, you want to know why my SAAB sucks? Well, for one, it is a SAAB
(damn foreign made cars). I got it about 6 months ago and the first thing
that was screwed up is that some stupid "SRS" light keeps blinking on and
off and on and off and it won't quit!! It took forever to get it inspected
because I ended up having to take the fuse out so it would turn off, but I
need that fuse for the turn signals so I have to see that dang light every
time I get in the car. Then the power steering belt was screeching cause
it was loose and I tightened it and I have to continue to tighten it every
single week, at least once a week because it won't stay on right. The
paint job sucked because it had say out in the sun so I paid this guy $175
to buff out the paint and make it not look so shitty and not even a month
later it looked worse than before. Then the transmission wasn't shifting
right, it would just rev up the engine to 5,000 RPM's when I was just
going 35mph. So I paid $250 to fix that and a week and a half later it
breaks again so I had to replace the whole damn transmission for $1,000.
Then the stupid battery dies two different times FOR NO DANG GOOD REASON
and I had to jump it and drive to Advance Auto parts and pay $55 for a new
battery. Then, on CHRISTMAS EVE, I was driving home to go be with my
family and the car dies on the side of the road. So I almost freeze to
death waiting for someone to come jump start it. I get it started and a
couple miles up the road-not a mile from my house, it dies again! So I
have to wake up at the butt crack of dawn on CHRISTMAS DAY to go get the
damn car and I basically had to push it up the freaking road. And a bunch
of other crap was messed up in the engine so it's in the shop right now
and it's gonna be about $850. Oh yeah, my mechanic lent me his SAAB to
drive while he is fixing mine, and two days after I had been driving it,
it wouldn't start and the transmission on that one blew up for no fucking
reason. It's sitting in my driveway right now, and I was pretty pissed so
it has a few new dents in it and it is also missing a side-view mirror.
Whoops. I am in desperate need of a NEW FUCKING CAR!! I don't care what it
is, as long as it damn well works!!!! SAABS SUCK!!!
Jamie Lipscomb |
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