1993 Ford Probe
I have had NINE transmission put into my piece of crap probe!!!! And for some reason I still can't go in reverse half the freaking time!!! And the damn mechanic keeps saying its different things so I get that fixed and hey what do you know it didn't fix it!
Jessica Goodsell

MY F--KING TRANSMISSION JUST BLEW ON MY F--KING CAR AND ITS COSTING ME LIKE 2 THOUSAND DOLLARS SO IF ANYONE IS PAYING ANY LESS THAN THAT TO FIX SOMETHING "SHUT THE F--- UP"

CARS SUCK AND SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE. I'M OFF TO ROB A F---ING LIQUOR STORE TO PAY FOR THIS HEAP OF SH-T.
David Thomas 

Follow Up Rant

Recently I wrote a very angry message concerning the cost of my car repair and the stress it has brought me. Well I just want everyone to know that things have gotten much much worse since then. The car in question is a 1993 Ford Probe GT, supposedly a reliable model and year, in actuality it is the work of the Devil.

Within the last 2 months I had to replace my entire Transmission ($1200), the water pump for the THIRD TIME since owning it ($250), the timing belt ($200), a full tune up ($300 for some reason), the exhaust which rusted off ($250?), the oil pan that rusted out ($200) the rotors on the front brakes, thus the whole front brake system, somewhere around ($300).. all in Two
months..

Now comes the best part... after all these repairs, which completely wiped out all of my savings... MY CAR BROKE DOWN AGAIN.

Yes the garage tells me that it could be either the fuel pump or the computer itself, but they can't tell. They are the third garage I have dealt with in this ordeal, since the first one actually damaged a part of my engine fixing the water pump, and the second one was trying to overcharge me for parts (That was a fun realization as I told the guy I wasn't paying $100 extra for the part he already ordered that I found out was cheaper at the
third garage).

I believe I am a terrible victim of some kind of combination of bad luck, bad karma, and Ford sucking huge donkey balls. I am currently driving around my aunts old 88 sable and feeling very cool as I set off car alarms with the badly damaged exhaust system.

this is why my car sucks ass. This is why I have to go to Anger Management classes after an unfortunate incident at a fast food joint when the person got my order wrong. I am trying to stay calm and meditate currently, but I must warn you that at home my walls are covered with granny pictures of my car sitting in my driveway uselessly, with giant x marks all over them written in permanent red ink.

That's all I have to say... needless to say Ford Probes are the work of SATAN HIMSELF.. GARAGES ARE FULL OF CROOKS AND HALF WITS... And 88 SABLES DO NOT HELP YOU PICK UP CHICKS. I'M OFF TO PLOT MY REVENGE. 

I pray that none of you have to go through this too. Thank you.

-David Thomas