1991 Chevrolet Caprice Classic
Where should I start? I bought this hunk of sh*t in 2000, and the starter was junk when I bought it, so I replaced that. The heater core blew a month after I bought it and cost me almost 400 bucks. I have replaced the water pump twice and the radiator. More recently, it started to burn oil severely cause my valve seals are fu*king shot and whenever I start it up or hammer on it, I leave a rooster tail of oil smoke behind me. And it leaks oil like a goddamn sprinkler. It leaves a 20 foot oil slick on the ground on a rainy day. It leaks and burns so bad that when I do an oil change I could just change the filter and top off the oil. My torque converter klunks and it sounds like its going to fall off the car any day now and my gears in the rear differential whine. It has a brake fluid leak and when I have to jack on the brakes it goes right to the board. I almost wailed this a**hole in a Monte Carlo who decided to pull right in front of me with no signal. It would have been the best thing that could have happened to my car. The exhaust has fallen off twice and my radio doesn't work in the cold weather, it will either have a high pitch squeal that will drive you insane or a deafening hum that will blow your eardrums out. I think that's it, but i'm probably forgetting something. I can't do sh*t about it until I get outa school and then that heap of sh*t is out of here.
Shitbox Owner