1986 Buick
Somerset
Well, I got my car from my girlfriend's dad, who about 3 months before
caught me in bed with his daughter, which is probably why he gave me the
murderous machine in the first place. I had to drive it home and there
were no back brakes. What he failed to tell me was that the whole brake
line was rusted through and I wouldn't be able to stop anyway. I took it
to get fixed and it cost me more than $600. Then, 3 days later, the brakes
stopped working again and I learn my master cylinder is out. About a week
after that I'm driving with nearly no brakes and a trunk full of brake
fluid so I can fill my car up every gas station I hit and I hear a loud
roar from my car. My exhaust pipe had rusted all the way through and broke
in half. I decided to use some muffler tape to shut the thing up until I
could get the money from my $35 paycheck from Hardee's. I finally got
enough money and I bought basically a whole exhaust system. The only thing
I don't have is a catalytic converter because I'm too poor to buy one. My
car color is rust and I'm afraid if I drive over 60 it will fall apart. My
car has a personality problem, too. I told my car that it sucks and I
kicked its front tire. After I went home, I turned on my brights to see
and the whole car shut off in the middle of the road for 15 minutes. I
couldn't even move. My cigarette lighter only works if the lights are on,
and my dome light doesn't work. My tail lights won't even work most of the
time. I swear my car is out to kill me all because the previous owner told
it to. My driver side door doesn't open from the inside and the window is
broken so if you roll it down, it won't roll up. No seatbelts work. Some
day, I will be able to reach through the rust hole in my door and just
unlock it. If I kick it, chunks fall off. Most of the time, my power
steering doesn't work. My horn only works with the lights on. When I put a
new muffler on my car, I had to drill a hole into the bottom of my trunk
because that was the area with the least rust!
David Barnes |
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